Letter 4 Santa.... ;)Santa's answer:
Santa cannot have that on his conscience.
Let’s get something straight: Santa delivers toys. That is what he motherfucking does, okay? I really don’t think I should be responsible for solving a problem that, frankly, you assholes got yourselves into in the first place. That is just not on Santa’s to-do list. Your economy’s screwed up? That’s on you, that’s your thing, and unless you want, like, a Cabbage Patch Something-or-other or a Magic Pony that backflips or whatever, do not write letters to me. Fix your own damn economy, and call Santa when you want a Furby. I’m getting too old for this shit.
Up Yours,
Santa Claus.
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