Life

"Life, is like a grapefruit. [...]it's orangey-yellow and dimpled on the outside, wet and squidgy in the middle. It's got pips inside, too. Oh, and some people have half a one for breakfast."

~Douglas Adams

A na men mi se spi!

Ni6to drygo nqma zna4enie... Na men mi se spi! Fuck dulboki proniknoveniq i razni drygi podobni prostotii! Na men mi se spi! I ako nqkoi o4akva ne6to ymno, genialno ili dori smisleno... Da si go tursi pod legloto. Na men mi se spi i otri4am su6testvyvaneto na vsqkakvi takiva izmislici. Na men produljava da mi se spi! Taka 4e otivam da spa. Byditelite se s4ypiha. Za6toto na men mi se spi! Spete i vie, ako ne iskate da se ymorite!
Leka no6t

LITTLE JOHNNY'S CONFESSION

THIS MORNING
...................being rather young and foolish
.........I borrowed a machinegun my father
.........had left hidden since the war, went out,
.........and eliminated a number of small enemies.
.........Since then I have not returned home.

This morning
.......swarms of police with tackerdogs
.......wander about the city
.......with my description printed
.......on their minds, asking:
.......'Have you seen him ?
.......He is seven years old.
.......likes Pluto, Mighty Mouse
.......and Biffo the Bear,
.......have you seen him, anywhere?'
This morning
.......sitting alone in a strange playground
.......muttering you've blundered, you've blundered
.......over and over to myself
.......I work out my next move
.......but cannot move.
.......The trackerdogs will sniff me out,
.......they have my lollypops.

-Brian Patten